The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln
November 19, 1863

For When Only a Teardrop Will Do

Sometimes all you can do is cry, but real men don’t cry!  Instead they share an internet teardrop.  Perhaps emailing a friend an internet teardrop is enough to say I miss you, I’m sorry, I’m sad you can’t come or I’m sorry your favorites sports team lost.  For whatever reason, feel free to share an internet teardrop whenever needed.

Teardrop for the web

Well played Josh Little

Internet Butt Slap

Sometimes a good “Good Game Butt Slap” is just the right motivational celebratory action for teams of all sizes.  Whether you’re playing basketball, celebrating a new deal or just having a good time the “Good Game Butt Slap” has a tendency to kick things up a notch.  Now what if yours is a remote team.  We had just such a dilemma when some of us were at the office and others were working remotely but a “Good Game Butt Slap” was certainly called for.  Insert the Internet Butt Slap.  That’s right, we were all emailed a very appropriate Internet “Good Game Butt Slap” and the problem was solved.

Remote team = United team!

Internet Butt Slap



(another great one Mr. Wycherly)